Sung To The Tune Of DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS - Comes This Tidbit Shared By Peter C & Gleaned From "Daily KOS"

The stars of the Right
Are filled with fright
Deep in the heart of Texas

They're hiding from
Somebody's mom
Deep in the heart of Texas

The guy who's boss
Takes five weeks off
Deep in the heart of Texas

Yells "Bring it on"
Yet hides from moms
Deep in the heart of Texas

The President
Sure acts low rent
Deep in the heart of Texas

He's awfully windy
Yet hides from Cindy
Deep in the heart of Texas

The cattle's fat
Imagine that
Deep in the heart of Texas

Yet Bush has none
'Cause he's all hat
Deep in the heart of Texas